NASCAR is to white trash as ice is to winter. What I am trying to say here is that NASCAR is just an excuse for a bunch of trailer dwellers to gather in mass numbers and watch cars drive really fast in a circle. This is not a sport. The fans are just as obnoxious as the sport itself. There are a lot of common “sports” that I disagree are actual sports but I will get into that in a later post.
Please take a damn shower and stuff rolling around in cow shit and kitty litter.
Other people can smell you and they certainly don’t appreciate the odors coming off of you. If you notice that other people are stepping several feet away from you while having a conversation, you should realize that you probably smell bad. Please fix it.
Also, stinking breath is a big issue. BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH!
Okay, so this one could mean a lot of things to a lot of different people. What I am talking about in this particular post are parents who don’t do anything about their kids. I am talking about the parents who sit on the couch or lay in bed all day while their kids destroy their homes. Is it so much to get up and actually pay attention to what your little spawn is doing? How hard is it to get up and be…even just slightly involved? Don’t go to someone else house with your kid and let them run the roost… you’re the parent…act like it. It makes me feel like you have sort of mental disorder or that you are blind…something is obviously wrong with you. Instead of letting your kids scream away on an airplane or at a restaurant, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT…or you know…don’t have kids.
Top being oblivious. 
This is mostly a post to girls with “Metal Beards” as I lovingly call them. Ladies, it is extremely trashy and unattractive when you have 10 piercings in your face. It is even worse when all of these piercings are located in or around your mouth. Why do you do it? What kind of statement are you trying to make? Are you aware that you look like a complete jackass? Are you aware that no boy in their right mind would want to put their lips near yours? You should really consider all of those holes you are adding to your face. They will leave scars and your skin will look horrible. So, please, ladies, show some class and take the metal out of your pretty faces. 
I felt this would be better in list form so here it goes:
Pros:
Cons**:
*Only works on people that hate newborns.
* Babies are “Cons” incarnate.
I am not a fan of organized religion, especially Evangelical Christians.I don’t think I need to really explain in words why I hate Evangelical Christians…I think the video below could pretty much sum up most of the reasons I hate them. They are a complete joke in my eyes. Enjoy!
Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hopgroup. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.
That being said…what the fuck? Really…? As if Insane Clown Posse wasn’t already one of the worst bands in the word, their fan base is even worse! These people are obviously dirt-bags or idiots. No one, (no one intelligent anyways) would EVER walk around and present them self’s like these people do. All they do is wear obnoxious face paint and bitch about being an outcast..well no shit bro, you are dressing as a fucking clown.Every time I see one in person (which is rare…thank god) it just ruins my whole day. This is why I hate Juggalos. I don’t even feel like I should have even had to explain why…they are horrible. end.of.story.
Things that run through my head when I see a Juggalo:
You feel comfortable, happy even, as you are cocooned inside several warm blankets. You feel okay with the world and everyone in it. You are sleeping peacefully as a fan creates blissful white noise and blows a gentle breeze. Then, suddenly, a horrible screeching/beeping noise starts and you are startled awake. You feel groggy and have to leave the comfort or you warm blankets to face the cold air that has accumulated in your room. It’s still very dark so you trip over several random objects on your way to the light switch.
This is why I hate waking up early. Everyone morning when my alarm goes off informing me that I need to get around for work a part of me just wants to cry. Like most people I greatly enjoy sleep and so when it is cut short I tend to be crabby and easily annoyed. I have tried several different methods on how to wake up easier and none of them have worked.
I am a strong believer in waking up at one in the afternoon and THEN going about your day. This is one of the only reasons I value my weekends…sure I enjoy having free-time, but its the ability to sleep and nap as long as I want that really makes me happy.
One of the worst things that can happen to me during a work day is being stuck in an elevator with a bunch of “mouth breathers”. The constant huffing and puffing is disgusting to me; its almost worse than chewing with your mouth open. Is it so hard to close your mouth and breath out of your nose…you know, like a normal person? I understand if you have some sort of rare and debilitating disease which makes it impossible to use your nose…but…come on! Sure, if you had just ran a marathon I could understand why you may need to breath out of your mouth for a short period of time. However, usually those that take the elevator (much like myself) are not the types of people that normally run a marathon. So please, the next time you find yourself in an elevator with other decent humane beings…breath out of your nose.
